If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

(Source: brownnipplebraggadocio, via squeezethosepotatoes)

monochromaticblack:

I have so much respect for people who have the maturity and humility to admit that they were wrong about something. they’re a rarity. and that’s a shame cause admission to error is essential to growth

(via the-flowerchild)

phanavenue:

souflegirlandchinboy:

you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other

*cough cough COUGH COUGH*

(Source: movelat, via maccahepburns)

definited:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

(via slytherintodeancas)

cosmo tip #889

expertcosmotips:

he still likes homestuck? jesus christ. jesus fucking christ. its 2014. not even expertcosmotips is funny anymore. all we have is a fucking elf from runescape with a halo sound clip and screenshots of ctrl+alt+del

toxicwaltz:

Today I heard someone say that the bass guitar is completely unnecessary.

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(via diemethyltriptamean)

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

(via im-addicted-to-english-stuff)

nopietyjustpieandtea:

sticler:

sassy-gay-dust:

omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon

“take the bark for a walk”

“hey could you feed the meows”

“hey look at all those moos”

woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF

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(Source: soclest, via we-all-live-in-a-yellow-zeppelin)

hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

(via the-dark-sideof-the-moon)