i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like
“sorry i’m not gay”
bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy
the only way i know for sure that ghosts don’t exist is that Paul says he has never had any sign from John
and if anyone was going to mess with someone else with ghostly abilities it’d be John with Paul.
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.
girls wit big bones
Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when she found it not thinking if her kid took it anyways after her saying no and they ate it for dinner.
y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill
don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs
let’s make 2010 just as good
I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask
people who buy pitchforks:
- 30% of everyone in a mob
cant forget giants who eat giant salads
3. giant vegetarians