Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough
can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle
ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events
If clean bass drum runs don’t turn you on, idk what to tell you bro
the sun has come out
the sun is gay
*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay
hash browns will be served at my wedding
it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.
school just doesnt fit in with my heavy rock n roll lifestyle